Posts Tagged ‘science’

I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week.

September 12, 2009

4th of September, 2009
You’re supposed to change your mascara every 3 months because it gets ridden with bacteria and you could get eye infections and the like. Crazy.
Also, the reason people die from Carbon Monoxide is because when you inhale the.. thingys.. in Carbon Monoxide you think you’re breathing in Oxygen, but you’re really inhaling things that latch onto your cells and block them so that no Oxygen can’t be carried around your body in your blood so you suffocate. That’s really scary, isn’t it?

I hope you’re not one of the 15%! (and hairy ladies)

September 11, 2009

10th of August, 2009
15% of people asked in a Fitness Survey said that if the remote control for the television was lost or broken, they would sooner watch shows that they didn’t like on the channel it was stuck on, rather than get up of their fat arses and change the channel manually. Are they having a laugh? That’s ridiculous! I know it’s only 15%, and I don’t know how many people were surveyed in total, but still! Nobody should think like that! I know I watch a crazy amount of television myself but these people seriously need to get up off their holes and go for a jog. God almighty. I’m actually really annoyed by this.

Another thing I learned today, that also annoys me, is that women these days have more facial hair as a result of hormones in foods such as milk and chicken. Thanks alot, whoever’s responsible for this. I eat chicken nearly every day and milk is one of my favourite drinks. I’d really prefer not to have a beard when I’m 30, though. I’m screwed. I shall be the bearded lady.

E to the J to the ACULATION. (w00t)

September 11, 2009

5th of August, 2009
My friend Natalie, a geiser of crazy fun-filled facts, told me that the White Mulberry is the fastest organism in biology, and it ejaculates at… wait for it… 350mph. Jaysus, like. That would go straight through ya. Unreal.