Posts Tagged ‘language’

Parlez-vous francais? (sh’up, idk how to put the accent on the c)

September 11, 2009

7th of August, 2009
120 odd years ago, around 80% of French people couldn’t actually speak French. Not fluently, anyway. Isn’t that so strange? Well, it’s not, considering a couple of hundred years ago everyone in Ireland could speak Irish fluently, and now it’s very much the opposite. That’s strange to think too, though.

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“I would like to suck your.. erm… yeah..”

September 11, 2009

3rd of August, 2009
Mum, if you’re reading this, I apologise for the next paragraph.

Today I learned how to say “I would like to suck your cock” in Irish. I didn’t go out of my way to learn it, nor was I in a situation where I needed to be able to say it in Irish. Nothing like that. It was in a great sketch I saw on TV tonight called Craic Whores. I’m not sure of the spelling, but it’s something along the lines of “Ba mhaith liom dĂșil ar do fud” which phonetically would be “Bah w-eye lum jool air thuh food (like flood without the L). Done.